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Although not a Bat'leth in the traditional sense, this blade has a lot going for it. Molded grip with two wicked looking blades protruding out either end. not one to meet in the wrong place to be sure.
So you might remember that chap with the impossible sounding name 'Vin Deisel' who spends altogether too much time driving his cars in what can only be termed an anti-social manner, of and he did a couple of Sci=Fi movies (which do not make up for that stinker XXX) From the Movies 'Pitch Black' & 'The Chronicles of Riddick' comes the nifty blades that Riddick always carried to good effect.
OK so somebody can start creating the 'Z' virus, cos now with this baby, "I am ready!!" A sturdy (and fashionable) blade that is simply to die for! get it, to Die for! I crack myself up sometimes and you could crack someone’s head open with this thing, although you wouldn’t because that would be irresponsible of you and also highly illegal. But you can pretend and wait until the Zombie outbreak occurs and then all bets are off! ***OK SO YOU GUYS KNOW I AM ONLY KIDDING RIGHT? THERE ARE NO ZOMBIES AND YOU SHOULD NOT HIT PEOPLE WITH STEEL OBJECTS COS THEY CAN GET HURT REALLY BAD AND YOU COULD GET IN TROUBLE WITH YOUR MOTHERS!! *** please be responsible.
Note the sharp blade, the serrated back, the upturned tip. Ouurrgghh! If that doesn’t get your heart racing then check your pulse, cos you might just be dead!?! In which case you probably would not be reading this, so I suppose we can take it for granted that you are still alive. Which is just as well because we don’t have too many of these bad boys available. So get yours now before you die from excitement, or some lethal disease of some other malady which would be really unfortunate. Live long and prosper!
Not to be confused with the ever popular Apocalyptic Decapitator Sword, this blade is a 'killer' as well, so its sorta like you get extra for nothing, but only if them Zombies attack. Cos in this PC world of ours you wouldnt want to give anyone the idea that you might have bad thoughts, cos that would be wrong and we would not like that sort of thing, but we do like this blade so buy it! Oh and this ones green so that gotta be good for the environment right?
It gets really hard to say anything new about Zombie Killing type weapons. Cos its all been said before, but take a look at this bad boy! Its a segmented machete so if the blow dosnt stop that Zombie, pulling his entrails out will almost certainly slow him down. Actually I am feeling kinda queasey typing all this blood and gore stuff. Ok so I am a sensitive guy. Im in touch with my feminine side (I call her Dee) but the thing is these Zombie Blades whilst cool and all that are not to be messed about with. They are sharp and will get you into a whole world of trouble if you act like a dork, so dont okay?